my life in piles

more on piles
because
some of my
favorite
bloggers
are showing
off their piles.

the other day
i felt guilty
about the piles
on my bed
(note:
raised by
a catholic german)
so i organized
(see above):
- to be mailed
- to be altered
- to the cleaners
- to be donated
- to deal with (later).

but there were
still clothes
i couldn't
deal with
and
thus begins
the tale
of the
evil
and dreaded
closet pile
[insert scary music]

yep...
starts as
a little pile
but soon it will
take over
the whole
closet.
you know the one.

but really,
when it gets
down to it
i am really
the true queen
of piles
at work...
that's
where i live
a life of piles.
my office

(mother,
shield
your eyes)...
then
i have piles
of little
caterpillars
in growth chambers
waiting
to be fed:

and
piles
of coccoons
waiting
to become...
moths.

and then
there's
the lab bench
[sigh]

piles upon
piles.

now come on...
you
know
who
you
are...
show us
your piles...
pretty please.